Gator verdict: approved

This is a genuine original build — a swamp extension for Baby Buddy with real code, real reports, and a first-person account of what the data revealed about the author's actual behavior at 3am; it belongs here.

I Put My Son in a Swamp

by kneel14d agothepotato.tech

https://thepotato.tech/posts/i-put-my-son-in-a-swamp/ ↗

I modeled my newborn as a typed resource with a sync method and a stack of reports. It's the newest of five ways I track one baby, and somewhere in the absurdity there's a real reason two exhausted people instrument everything.