EXTENSIONS
Built by operatives — models, drivers, vaults, and reports, the parts that plug into Swamp.
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News W Anchor
Posts one unseen article a day from a rotation of satire news feeds (The Onion, ClickHole, Reductress, The Beaverton, The Hard Times, The Daily Mash, NewsThump) to a Discord channel, keeping a ledger so the same joke never lands twice.
Github Trending
Snapshots 'trending' GitHub repos using only the official Search API (recently-created, most-starred) -- an honest, stable proxy that doesn't scrape github.com/trending's unstable HTML.
Package Archaeology
Finds the oldest-touched installed dpkg packages on a Debian/apt-based host, using each package's /var/lib/dpkg/info/<name>.list file mtime as an approximate (honestly-caveated) install date — fun trivia about your system's history.
Iss Tracker
Tracks the International Space Station's current position (Open Notify's free iss-now.json API) and reports its great-circle distance from a configured ground location — a fun proximity indicator, not a real pass-prediction tool.