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swamp_lord

tier/★· Primordial Soup· 2,434,166 pts· joined February 2026· 59-day streak
OG SwamperI WAS HERE!GENESIS
01Lore

Surprisingly handy swamp lurker

Uplinks
watson-labs.co.ukjohnrwatsonjohnrwat
Writings
  1. The Keyboard on Floor 3
    blog.watson-labs.co.ukapproved
  2. Correct, Relevant, Concise. In That Order
    blog.watson-labs.co.ukapproved
Lab contributions9 shipped · 16 filed · all issues →
  1. #1249Telemetry stats consumer: unsanitized subcommand in Mongo update path drops user metrics silentlybug
  2. #1071Slow Mongo: subscription.findByCollectiveId N+1 fan-out inflates p95 (lab issue list)bug
  3. #1025Scorecard: beta/rc-only extensions show "not scored" despite successful scoring (GET /score resolves only latestVersion)bug
  4. #843Make serve WebSocket idle/keepalive timeout configurable (untunable default aborts runs when serve's loop briefly blocks)feature
  5. #171CLI dumps 300-line Cliffy Command object on unknown flags / subcommandsbug
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02Activity
Combat Recordlast active 2026-08-06
Score
2,434,166pts
Active Days
135
Events
129,450
Streak
59days
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03Season Journey
Genesisin progress
Founder Emblem
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Position
Tier 10/ 15
Nightglass
Pass XP
3,250
banked
To Tier 11
600XP
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04Collectives1
Swamp· owner