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swamp_lord

tier/★· Primordial Soup· 1,242,255 pts· joined February 2026· 39-day streak
OG SwamperI WAS HERE!GENESIS
01Lore

Surprisingly handy swamp lurker

Uplinks
watson-labs.co.ukjohnrwatsonjohnrwat
Writings
  1. Correct, Relevant, Concise. In That Order
    blog.watson-labs.co.ukapproved
Lab contributions8 shipped · 12 filed · all issues →
  1. #1071Slow Mongo: subscription.findByCollectiveId N+1 fan-out inflates p95 (lab issue list)bug
  2. #1025Scorecard: beta/rc-only extensions show "not scored" despite successful scoring (GET /score resolves only latestVersion)bug
  3. #843Make serve WebSocket idle/keepalive timeout configurable (untunable default aborts runs when serve's loop briefly blocks)feature
  4. #171CLI dumps 300-line Cliffy Command object on unknown flags / subcommandsbug
  5. #164swamp datastore sync is minutes-slow at 4k-file scale even with zero-diff; outer 300s timeout firesbug
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02Activity

115 active days in 2026

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03Season Journey
Genesisin progress
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Position
Tier 6/ 15
Chrome Frog
Pass XP
1,635
banked
To Tier 7
115XP
285 / 400 into this tierView full pass →
04Trajectory
Score
05Execution Records46,883 · 107 days
1.24M pts

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06Collectives1
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